WISHING ALL U FOLKS A VERY HAPPY, PROSPEROUS, ROCKING N KICKING NEW YEAR............................
 

HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD......

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Folks dont take stress in reading this piece, just enjoy it !!!!!


A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
 
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was 
addressed "Dad".
 
With the worst premonition, he opened
 the envelope andread the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants
 me to have the kid and that we can be very happytogether.
 
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a  trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
 
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be  growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:  PS: Dad, none of the above is true.
 I'm over at the neighbour's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please  sign it and call

when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!

This is one of my favourite mails......


A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a
Loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was
Around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle Open.

He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot
The matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its colour and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed the mother
Hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She
Was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child ,
He looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS:

1. What were the five words?

2. What is the implication of this story?

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The husband just said " I am with you Darling"





The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behaviour. The

Child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point

In finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to

Keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.





No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she

Needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.

That is what he gave her.





If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would

Be much fewer problems in the world. " A journey of a thousand miles

Begins with a single step." Take off all your envies, jealousies,

Unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are

Actually not as difficult as you think.



MORAL OF THE STORY


Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame,

Whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this

Way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo
Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an
accident and all three of them died.
 
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep
of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama
had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
 
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks
Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them
had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a
formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and
should not be just ased on opinion or pre conceived notions.
 
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to
appear for an English test.
 
PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it
correctly.
 
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND" and he too passes.
 
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell
" CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
 
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says
this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to
fail with false intent.
 
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi
(to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi
would provide an equal platform for all three).
 
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He
writes it easily and passes.
 
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He
too passes.
 
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
 
Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of
history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to
be subjected to a test in history
 
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and
that he would not take any more tests.
 
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He
replied "1947" and passed.
 
Advani is asked "How many people died during the
independence struggle?". He gets nervous.
Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or
200,000 or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
 
It's Laloo's turn now.
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of the 200,000 who died in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
 
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE 
 

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the
cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
so he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab mai Noida aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch
nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa
hai....
tumhare paas kya hai?
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Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

hi everyone, nowadays it has become an routine for me, to visit this iland site and to read the blogs. I just happened to visit this site accidently, and read few of the blogs, and i liked it so much that i joined this site. i must admit that u people write so beautifully, about everything and anything, the exact words to suit the mood, the emotions, and other kinda of stuff.......... damn!!! but i am not good in writing, in fact i cannot put the exact words for the situation, anyways  can learn from u guys.

KEEP IT UP !!!!

hope to learn from u people, take care

the scene, i am sitting in my office, say the time is 5.15pm and i am in front of my Computer, writing this blog, my boss has left for some work and my colleagues are busy browsing their mails, some are listening to music, some are watching television, in short the atmosphere of my office is cool, phew is this the excat word? .... as this is an stock broking firm, the scene before 3.30 is not the same what i have mentioned before... clients come and take their seats in front of their respective bolts, at that time the emotions, ex-pressions of this clients is a must watch, as everyone knows that for the past one and half year the share market is going for an bull run, forget about what happened on mid month of May, when the market was down for 1100 points, everyone said the market will go for an bear run and it did.... but now again the market is upto 12000 marks, thanks for the Indian Economy, but my real reason of writing this crap........ is that people in this field have got lot of money, some lose, some gain,.... those who gain today, lose tommorrow... those who lost money yesterday they will gain tommorrow and there are some who lost today will always lose, but still they will not quit doing trading, is it some kind of addiction or in other words like jugar...there are people whom i know their predictions are always right in this mkt, but they still cannot earn and crib that they dont know where the market is going,..... and again there is this another friend of mine who has lost all her hard earned money through trading......... cut to current scene, my colleague got a call from his friend and asking the same question, What do u think about market, arre yaar kuch pata nahi chalta hai, khabi upar khabi niche, market kabhi apne trend pe chalta he nahi hai........and blah blah i mean about share market only....

i want to ask can we predict our future? so how can we predict about markets ,Share markets are an combination of various economical changes, companies results, and there are many factors which influence the share market and yes its an large source of financial sector.

Those interested in share markets can give your responses.....